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Joke of the Day
"Valve hasn't won yet They're not **tri**-umphant"
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"HR: Did you eat all the mints that were in my jar? me: No [some mints fall out of my mouth] HR: me: Yes [more mints fall out of my mouth]"
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"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"
"To the person who just mass messaged me that heart felt ""Merry Christmas"" text, I thought you should know everyone says ""Thanks"". ..All 115 of them."
"What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while? The Game."
"The past, the present and the future had a meeting. It was tense in there."
"Ill draw a drawer But I won't doodle a doodle."
"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"
"You know when guys pee, and they shake their pen!s for that last drop? ...........That's how much gas I got for 2 dollars."