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Joke of the Day
"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"
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"A guy walked into a bar. He was brought to the closest hospital quickly."
"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."
"What do firemen and Eastern European prostitutes have in common? They both go down on poles."
"How do you advertise a French rifle? Never fired, dropped once."
"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"
"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."
"Why don't Indians like snow? Because it's white and on their land"
"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"
"Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server."