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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions? A crime fighter."

"What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee? Britney Spears"

"All I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus was on the Disney Channel and had her clothes on when Bush was president. Thanks, Obama."

"What did the egg say to the water? I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken."

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."

"HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger? WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help ? WIFE : I use your toothbrush."

"There are three kinds of people Those who can count and those who can't"

"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"

"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""

"My wife told me she would leave me if I didn't stop cheating on her Damn, I never thought she took a card game this seriously."