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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well? Her coach was a pumpkin"
Next Joke
"I invented a SJW alarm clock. It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too."
"A man is caught staring so hard at his marriage certificate by his wife... She asks him what he's looking for. He replies, ""oh just the expiration date!"""
"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."
"A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night.. and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says ""Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?"""
"What is called when a woman gets a sex change? Addadictomy."
"My wife told me I don't have to wear a condom anymore.. Now I only have to wear one when we're having sex"
"What's an owl's favorite subject? Owlgebra"
"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."
"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"