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Joke of the Day
"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre..."
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"""I wanna know who is responsible for this!"" nn-Me to my parents, while pointing at myself."
"What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !"
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Only if he's a billionaire. Credits to Kevin Hart"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in my freezer."
"Jeb bush uses a dangerous method to make a lasting change. jeb!"
"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."
"I have no regrets. By which I mean I regret not saying no more often."
"Long John Silver's is the perfect representation of corporate greed. Nearly everything that company does is selfish."
"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."