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Joke of the Day

"Married With Children is a hilarious sitcom until you're 35 and realise it's a chilling documentary."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, you'll be a mile away and he'll be barefoot."

"Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs."

"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."

"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"

"My 8yo's looking for a summer job. He's a pretty decent bartender if anyone's hiring."

"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"

"What did Pitbull ask for Christmas? Dolly."

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"