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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."

"A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says ""cash or credit ?""... ...the ducks says ""put it on my bill""."

"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"

"Inflatable mattresses are great if you like your bed to slowly eat you."

"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."

"Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year..."

"Why were the flies playing football in saucer ? They where playing for the cup !"

"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"

"How do trains from different countries understand each other? With a trainslator"

"I've spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law's killer, but no one is willing to do it."