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Joke of the Day

"What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!"

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."

"You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you."

"I was never good at French in school. Just remembering how to say ""bread"" is le pain."

"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."

"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done."

"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""

"Why is Denmark the happiest country on Earth? Because all the sad people there kill themselves."