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Joke of the Day
"I like my women the way I like my software Without any viruses and I don't have to pay"
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"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"
"My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks... One could say he puts Decartes before the whores"
"There's a thin line distinguishing ""Heroes"" from ""Herpes"""
"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."
"[phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we're not going. It's enough just to know you would."
"What do you call a Mesoamerican unicorn? Unimaize"
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
"I just invented a new word: plagiarism"
"I just sprayed a mosquito... with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."