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Joke of the Day
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans"
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"How many babies does it take to paint a room? Depends how hard you can throw them."
"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."
"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."
"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
"""It's complicated"" relationship status = someone cheated but we signed a lease."
"Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward. Coz that's how I roll."
"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"
"me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!"