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Joke of the Day
"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans"
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"I've got a good knock knock joke. But you have to start it"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, ""I'll Be Bach."""
"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""
"I don't like jokes about midgets... ...they're low-hanging fruit."
"How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ? You can feel his presents ..."
"My doctor recommended that I stay away from trans fats I should stop using recipes from tumblr."
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"
"A man walks into a library and says ""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""