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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lousy psychic? Telepathetic."
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"My friend, who is a landscaper, was cheating on his wife and I told him to stop. He replied, ""it's hard man.. I got to much love for the hoes"""
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"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."
"How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar? Step one: penetrate the student body."
"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
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"Jesus opened up a shop... And it was called Jesus Christ Superstore"
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"i bet all the girls say ""i bet you say that to all the girls"" to all the guys."