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Joke of the Day
"I asked my brother if he has a fetish for rivers... He's in denial."
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"Just bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me"
"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"
"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."
"I'm going on a vodka diet. Apparently you can lose 3 days in one week..."
"How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*"
"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."
"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."
"Ronda Rousey Acting"