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Joke of the Day

"Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery."

"Is it possible to get steak poisoning? Yes, but it's really rare."

"When she found the ring in the spaghetti she said yes, but the more rings she found the madder she got, and eventually she changed her mind."

"""Please stand for the Paralympic anthem."""

"Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!"

"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""

"Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it's here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL"

"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust."

"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."