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Joke of the Day

"A little boy is having a bath with his father... The little boy asks, ""Daddy, why is your willy so much bigger than mine?"" To which the father responds ""well son, that's because I have an erection"""

"Did you hear the one about the guy with two wooden legs? They caught fire and he burnt to the ground."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet."

"Why do bears hate shoes so much? They like to run around in their bear feet."

"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."

"Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to ""make America Grate again"""

"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."

"Mum could you write me a P.E. note? dear miss My daughter has requested i write a note for P.E. hear it is.. I found this funny i found it on the mirrors website, like this actually happened ha"

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... it's like I've never seen herbivore. edit: I think I summoned the pun cult."

"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""