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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot"

"My attempt at a joke? My mum is going through Labour and my dad says: ""Could Ukip already?"""

"Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5? ...because 5 8 13!"

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"

"You know how some people call their erect penis a 'hard on'? What do evil midgets call it? A *minion*"

"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."

"If you're using YOLO to justify doing something stupid, remember you only DIE once too. Inspirational tweet."

"I can't let my girlfriend leave me I'd lose a hand"

"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."