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Joke of the Day

"You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens."

"I like to go to the vet It's a lot cheaper than the doctor. The only shitty part is the thermometer"

"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."

"Life's like my dick Hard and too short"

"What do Pizza Delivery guys and Gynecologists have in common? They can both smell it, but can't eat it.."

"A foot fetish porn called ""I think we got off on the wrong foot"""

"Gonna start referring to my Facebook feed as Chick-Fil-A because it's just a bunch of propaganda from cows who can't spell."

"My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn't too happy when I came back with his daughter."

"At least Mexicans make good immigrants and don't bomb nobody."

"I always get Naan bread from the supermarket I don't know why, she's been dead for 30 years"