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Joke of the Day

"I bought my friend a copy of The Lord of the Rings but he didn't seem that pleased. He though it was a Tolkien gesture."

"Insensitive Building a treehouse seems insensitive. It's like killing something and having his friend hold it."

"I was raised as an only child... My siblings took it pretty hard."

"Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice."

"What do boats and fourier transforms have in common? Both sinc when rect."

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle."

"A police facial artist tried drawing a suspect's face... It was a bit *sketchy*"

"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."