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Joke of the Day

"How do street drugs get into the prisons? Not really sure, but my best guess is that some assholes smuggle them in."

"How many Emos does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter because there is no light, only dark."

"The letter n always has to be the centre of attention."

"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."

"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"

"What Do You Call A Bad Mexican Restaurant? Shitpotle"

"You hear about that condiment bandit? he smuggled as much as he could mustard"

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym "" The ATM machine"""

"When discussing political party views in government today, my teacher asked ""How would a conservative view pornography?"" I muttered ""in high definition"" and now apparently *I'm wrong*"