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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?"

"uh oh sombody posted a sad facebok status. i beter like it to show i care but also coment a sad face emoji to show i dont literaly ""like"" it"

"Could somebody please explain ""free range"" eggs? These chickens aren't even born yet. I'd kind of rather they be stationary."

"GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick. Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?"

"Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture."

"Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president."

"What happened when a heart robs a bank? It gets put under cardiac arrest."

"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"

"The more Twitter tells me it's over Capacity, the more I think Twitter still loves Capacity and regularly sits outside her house, weeping."