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Joke of the Day
"[Bad joke] How does a Marine like his eggs? Semper-fried! (Bring on the booings and the beatings)"
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"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"
"An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out."
"How do you get your dog to come? Fuck it."
"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."
"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""
"What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
"What do you call a sad robot? A woebot. :("