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Joke of the Day
"Why did Waldo only wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted."
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"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"
"What do you call an Asian lobster? A crustasian"
"This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone."
"Difference between GF & WIFE Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"""Vini Vidi Venti"" --I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks."
"What do you call a thousand terabytes of child porn? A pedobyte."
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"