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Joke of the Day

"What would you name a star wars movie featuring Pluto? This is really just a bad pun, but to me those are the best kind of jokes Pluto strikes from the back and destroys Uranus."

"Do you know what he was be for he was Putin ? he was Stalin."

"John is swinging Lisa around with a period of 0.5 revolutions per second. What happens when the period is increased? John Unexpectedly paints his walls red."

"lol so good https://soundcloud.com/yung-palmtree"

"I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again... but felt that it was too tainted"

"I show sines of addiction to trigonometry..."

"Messy people must see reality shows differently They must see shows like ""hoarders"" as people with a bunch of cool stuff and douche bags throwing it away"

"Racist Maths If Steve has $20 and Tyrone takes $16, what color is Tyrone?"

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"