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Joke of the Day
"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."
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"DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe you just MRS right."
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"
"The only thing worse than sitting down on a cold toilet seat is sitting down on a warm toilet seat."
"Why don't oysters like to share? Because they're shellfish."
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"
"I live for the nods pedestrians give when you stop to let them cross."
"TOO LATE? KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE? 9/11. 9/11 WHO? WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEVER FORGOT"
"Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe"