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Joke of the Day

"I was always told by my father to fight fire with fire... ...And that's how he got kicked out of the fire brigade."

"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"

"Why do Jews try avoiding Jewpiter? Because its a gas planet! Its also why Hitlers gas bills were so high. *i intentionally said Jewpiter instead of Jupiter*"

"What do priests and McDonalds have in common? Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean"

"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"

"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."

"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."

"They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past one present and no future."

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."