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Joke of the Day

"There are three kinds of people in New Zealand.. The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders.."

"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."

"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."

"50 shades of grey = my Liver"

"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."

"if a single teacher cant teach us all subjects,how is a student supposed to learn all the fucking subjects?"

"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"

"I have glasses but cannot see. I have feet but cannot walk. What am I? A riddle."

"Me and Julio At Least 500 Feet Away From the Schoolyard"

"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""