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Joke of the Day

"What is the worst part about the Orlando massacre? Finding out that your son was gay."

"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."

"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"

"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."

"1. Tattoo ""I'M WATCHING YOU"" on your shaved head. 2. Grow hair and wait for daughter's boyfriend to come over. 3. Shave head in front of him"

"N. Korea ready for war with US, leader tells nation. Come on baby. we are ready."

"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"

"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."

"A joke about pi? Nah this joke just goes on forever -------------------"