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Joke of the Day

"I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay"

"Bob: Who is that? Me:That's Ted, he's the opposite of a hypochondriac.. Ted's arm falls off Ted: Hey guys! Bob: Holy shit! Ted: What, I'm ok"

"The founder of the Hokie Pokie died the other day His funeral was a fiasco. First they tried to put his right foot in..."

"Sorry I booped your nose when you said that you loved me."

"What did the Mexican say when I pushed him on the lawn? Grassy Ass!"

"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"

"What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race!"

"The Republican Party has shown its support for the mentally ill by nominating Trump for President! Well, support for at least one of them. (here come the trolls and bots)"

"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racists."