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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"
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"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."
"OPPOSITES IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON. WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PRO-GRESS? CON-GRESS"
"What's similar between an elephant and a plum? They're both grey except for the plum."
"my Doctor told me i have to stop masturbating... ...because he cant concentrate i heard this a few years ago its probably been posted before but its pretty funny so enjoy :)"
"Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]"
"Pizza at gay marriages will inevitably become a trend. It will be largely symbolic (and artisanal)."
"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."
"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."
"CHILDREN & CARS Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."