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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I booped your nose when you said that you loved me."
Next Joke
"My home security system is a nerf sword by the door. My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher."
"Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg."
"What kind of eye disease do vampires get? Dracular degeneration."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."
"Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don't make a right. Tomorrow I'm going to try three."
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"