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Joke of the Day
"Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is... ...Mrs Fire."
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"Sex is like a cookie It's usually good, but most people like it better raw"
"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."
"What's the difference between a hotel and a lodge? You can't hotel your dick into someone's ass."
"You gotta go for personality, guys.... They'll ALL look like grandma someday,,"
"Why couldn't the stoner simplify his binomials in front of the class? Because a watched pothead never FOILS."
"What do Nazis drink for breakfast? Orange Jews."
"You're so fake... Even China denied they made you"
"Ellen Pao has a good taste for revenge. Lawyers made her look bad, now she makes lawyers look bad. I'll be enjoying my shadow ban, thank you."
"I registered as a sex offender.. ..just so I wouldn't have to wake up early to drive the kids to school."