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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about dating a French horn player? Whenever you kiss, they shove their fist up your ass."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."

"My husband thinks it's really weird I only like green bananas and I think it's really weird I have a husband."

"What did one friend say to another on a flight that made him get escorted off of it? (WARNING: PUNNY AS HELL) ""Hi Jack! These airplanes are da bomb!"" how did i do? thought of it a couple days ago."

"You want to hear a funny joke? I said hear not read, you fuck."

"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."

"What's the loneliest drink? I dunno but its in a solo cup."

"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."

"Sees cute guy in the parking. Drops something so I can bend over & do the sexy hair flip. Forgets I have short hair. He sees me as seizing."

"Thank you, U.S. Senate. I've been asking and telling people things all day!"