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Joke of the Day

"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."

"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."

"does this typewriter come w emojis"

"Amy Winehouse is getting Botox injections? Really? Isn't that a bit like spraying Febreze on a pile of dog crap?"

"Dogs cant operate an MRI machine, But Catscan"

"The second fastest thing in a bathroom is the speed in which your butt-hole closes after a log comes out, but what is the fastest thing in a bathroom? The drop of water that makes it in."

"I got caught taking a pee in the Municipal swimming pool. The lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. To be read: *seven ate nine*"

"What do you call a routed Greek army? A Failanx"

"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"