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Joke of the Day
"If a pika sneezes... Is it called a Pikachu?"
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"The doctor comes to a patient Doc: You have cancer and alzheimer. Patient: That's fine, atleast i don't have cancer."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."
"What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra."
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."
"Do you have space... for my peepee in your butt?"
"What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts? An iPad."
"Every time ""Cops"" comes on I'm like ""PLEASE don't show my episode."""
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power"