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Joke of the Day

"So my dad gathered all of us kids together and said ""Now I'm only going to say this once!"" .... then turned and walked away."

"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."

"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"

"What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces"

"Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game."

"I went to an all you can eat vegetarian restaurant There was a woman there who claimed that she knew me but I swear I never seen herbivore."

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"My friend's spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game."

"We're having a traditional Thanksgiving this year. We're going to invite the neighbors to dinner, murder them, and take their land."

"FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks I can't stand Chinese food."