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Joke of the Day
"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
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"I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids"
"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."
"So there's an innuendo competition on in town next weekend..... I was thinking of entering my sister."
"Um, I'm not ""complaining"" of chest pains *glares at paramedic* don't make this heart attack sound bratty"
"With great power comes a great electric bill."
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"
"Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans."
"How to be cool: A) use cool sunglasses emoji in everything B)"
"How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree? You talk to him!"