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Joke of the Day

"Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or ...?"

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"

"What do you do if you come across a tiger? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Two belts walk into a bar one was already waisted."

"what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad"

"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."

"Letting me choose my username on Amazon is a bad move. I think customer support gets uncomfortable when I need help with CockPopsicle87."

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"Donald Trump trying to make America read again He is trying to restore Borders."

"How does an economist open a can of beans? ""Assume you have a can opener..."""