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Joke of the Day

"If I play my cards right... I Can become a Pro pokerplayer"

"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"

"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."

"Why was the alligator sad? It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy."

"What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? Electricity."

"""Instead of putting this away, I'll leave it right here for the next time I need it."" - Men"

"My tacos are ready. Please check my Instagram to see 16 photos of them."

"When the ex asks to be friends... it's like your mum telling you that your dog is dead but you can keep it."

"I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity."

"Mexican Carpet layer. What does a Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"