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Joke of the Day

"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"

"I was at a gas station and I accidentally filled up my escort with diesel. She died."

"I could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate, it would start off with ""Listen you f*cking prick."""

"Wait a minute... Computer! Freeze this porn video! Now, zoom in 900%. Enhance... Enhance... Rotate 360 ... There! NO WEDDING RINGS!"

"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"

"I rode a taxi It was fake"

"What did one steak say to another? Nice to meat you"

"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"

"Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing? Because he would just go home and master bait."

"James May... James might..."