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Joke of the Day

"A life-long politician and an orange are on stage in front of millions of Americans. What do they do? They start insulting each other."

"What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y"

"I don't need a reason to enjoy a little wine. I just need a glass."

"It Only Gets Worse As An Adult, Charlie Brown"

"A pirate joke kind of day. What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp!"

"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."

"Where does the CIA buy its groceries? Whole Foods"

"The closest I've come to working out in the last month has been a double sneeze. And I hurt my neck."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"

"My parents think im a virgin. My boss thinks Im an excellent employee. The government thinks Im an outstanding citizen. Where's my Oscar?"