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Joke of the Day

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"

"blonde joke Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes? it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!"

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't budget."

"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."

"*Hello this is your pilot speaking, we still have about 9 hours in the air so let me entertain you folks reading you some of my tweets*"

"What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Gaelic"

"Just played the new Hillary Presidency Simulator I don't know why it's called Fallout 4 though."

"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."

"Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting too fat? A: She fits into your wife's clothes."