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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It'll kill your dog."
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"Johnny Depp is proof that if you dress like you're a member of a rock band long enough one will just form around you eventually"
"*Jesus sits down at the bar* ""The boss says we have to start charging you for water"""
"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."
"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."
"Just recorded the baby crying so I can play it back to him while he tries to sleep later to see how he likes it..."
"What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !"
"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."
"Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, ""the Apprentice."" But, did you know about Hillary's show? ""the Biggest Loser."""