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Joke of the Day

"""Why are you studying your Easter candy?"" ""I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"""

"I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket"

"The key to a great tweet is attention to detale."

"There's a band called 1023MB They haven't had any Gigs yet..."

"A good way to let the audience know a character doesn't ""play by the rules"" is to name her Kat."

"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they're smart, they'll keep going."

"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."

"Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him? She left him a ""John Deere"" letter"

"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""