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Joke of the Day

"Just found some atheist propaganda in this motel room. I opened the dresser drawer and it was empty."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."

"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."

"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."

"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""

"Me: ""What's wrong?"" Wife: ""Nothing's wrong."" [Sighs heavily. Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: ""I think something's wrong."""

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"

"What do you call a serial killer who can kill with both hands? Ambi*Dexter*ous"

"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."