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Joke of the Day

"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? A hijacker"

"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."

"How does a rice burner start a street race? With a pilaf."

"RIP Boiling Water You will be mist."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."

"I will let you borrow any movie from my Pixar collection, except one. I'm never gonna give you Up."

"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"

"Oxymoron Black people"