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Joke of the Day

"French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat! Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage."

"I walked outside my house wearing my Saran Wrap suit, my neighbor said ""I always knew you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"Have you ever had sex in the forest? It's fucking in tents."

"Why do you keep saying flail? Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train."

"Why do pigs run from medicine? They hate getting cured."

"Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood? Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month"

"black friday is crazy, I just maced a kid then some old woman shot me with a crossbow"

"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"

"What do you call a pissed off german? Sauerkraut"

"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"