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Joke of the Day

"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."

"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."

"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"

"I cheated a guy in poker so he burnt down my house. I guess you could say it was a conflagration"

"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"

"Matt Schaub and Eli Manning walk into a bar. What happened? They order a beer sampler and the bartender tells them to pick 6."

"Gay guys are fucking assholes."

"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."

"I like my Jews like I like my juice. Concentrated."