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Joke of the Day

"What diapers should you put on a dead baby? Pamperspired."

"Whenever I work out, I wear a push-up bra so I can do more push-ups. If I didn't, it'd be so embarrassing and people would laugh at me."

"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."

"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"

"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"

"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"

"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"

"What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists? Rise up lights"

"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."

"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."