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Joke of the Day
"To Brie or not to Brie. That is the queso."
Next Joke
"Hey man, want to buy some stolen peppers? Careful, they're hot."
"So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!"
"How do you get out of tipping on a $100 order? Order to go. Seriously, fuck you if you do this."
"What's Finn's favorite grocery store? TR-8R Poe's."
"IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?"
"Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station? It is a day to be tankful."
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them."
"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible, But it's also terrible."