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Joke of the Day

"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"

"Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome."

"lol at all these fucking idiots in first class, cant even afford a private jet smh"

"I think Jesus is black.. Because he's our father and still hasn't come back yet."

"What do women and Slinkies have in common? Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs."

"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"

"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"

"Read an article that said Google is making us dumber. whatever, I've always used Google and I'm super [googles synonym for smart] able."

"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."

"A group of wild dads just ran into my back yard, built a shed, filled it with tools and told me not to touch any of them or I'd be grounded."