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Joke of the Day
"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"
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"Have you heard of the new Lego Presidential Building Set? It's called ""My First Wall"". It comes with a few pesos as a refund."
"So a girl asked me if I was a tits or an ass man.. so I said, well my friends always tell me, ""You're an ass, man!"" Ba dum tiss."
"A doe walks out of a forest... and says ""Well I'll never do that for a buck again."""
"How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it's nearly finished."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries, it'll grow a culture."
"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."
"I'm so glad that Twitter keeps track of my number of posts. It is so refreshing to be able to properly quantify my wasted time."
"The other day a man knocked on my door and asked me for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... I gave him a glass of water."
"What's it called when you wake up after a night of drinking and feel shitty? Being sober."