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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Putin walk into a bar.. and walk out after having a drink. What else did you expect they would do in a bar?"

"I'm angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it be R, but his first true love always be the C."

"What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn"

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied."

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"

"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."

"We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception."